Tuesday, March 25, 2008

I am a pervert?

Just went across the street to Gristede's so snag some Vintage seltzer. I was wearing my black trench coat over sweatpants and business shoes. I looked like a flasher. I just know that -- when I showed up at the register with ten liters of discount bubbly, they were tittering amongst themselves "here comes that seltzer fetishist again."

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