The singing stomach

Looks like this year's gastrointestinal greatest hits have caught up with me. After placing all of dinner in the toilet using traditional technique, I started sipping on ginger ale. I had the chills. At about 1am I woke up to go to the bathroom, had a swig. Back in bed, my stomach started in on a little song. Buzzing softly, every five seconds or so, like a cellphone on vibrate. About 30 times. Under other circumstances, it would have been charming.