Thanks a lot

Stopped into the neighborhood Coach store on the way back from lunch to price a business card holder wallet thingie. "$48" says the well-coiffed young sales person. "Hmmm" says I "I'll have to think about it." "OK" she says. OK? As if she had some sort of authority to approve or deny, some kind of recourse. How bout "Thanks for thinking of trying our absurdly expensive store."

Did I ever tell you my history with Coach? About the "lifetime guarantee" on a briefcase that turned out to cover the "useful life of the item?" Hell of a guarantee: It'll last as long as it lasts. Thanks.