Closer

With Jude Law, Julia Roberts, Clive Owen, and Natalie Portman, how could you go wrong, a young Hollywood exec might figure. By making a movie like Closer, that's how. Don't believe whatever reviews you might have read. This movie sucks. The dialogue is worse than Mamet, and that's saying something.

One thing I wanna know, who's checking in with the Grouse from Norwalk? I can't decipher that one. Give us a shout out.