A new pope

And there was much rejoicing.

Seriously, most knowledgable commentators have compared this to the installation of Bill Guthridge to the throne of UNC basketball upon the retirement of Dean Smith. Not so much a decision as, given the career level and age of the selected replacement, a deferral or a refusal of a decision.

As if I really care. The old German guy at least looks liberal next to our homegrown life-loving fag-hating thumpers. Somebody just needs to design better entertainment to get those people out of their churches. What would you do for fun if you lived in a red state? Go to Cracker Barrel?