Joe Biden's hair

If the upcoming vice-presidential debates were conducted on the basis of hair, Sarah Palin would surely win. What's up with Biden's do? It can only be termed a patrician mullet. I've seen this hair on the heads of Wall St eminence grises before. What it means is: "I'm old, rich, and powerful and I can wear whatever hairstyle I like." Much like not matching shirts and ties, the wearer is above fashion. If Biden really wanted to play up his man of the people credentials, he would have to commit to a much more drastic, purer mullet. Personally I think he should get a short haircut like a normal person. Otherwise people throughout this great land of ours will keep looking at him and thinking subconsciously: where is this guy from?