New lows

You know you're a white-collar neck when...

For variety and fun, you come to your office at night instead of going to your study upstairs to work. It's spooky in here at night. All these bland rooms with out-of-date and yet not yet retro stylish (with the exception of the modernist table in the library) office furniture, all dark and menacing. Must do chores and skeedaddle.