Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Princeton Public Library, 3:30 pm

Kicked out of house for a showing, Natalie and I descend upon the library to further her quest of hoovering up all age-appropriate books before we leave town later in the summer. As she continued on to the 3rd floor, I diverged onto the 2nd, grown-up floor, where a pretty high school girl in turquoise pants was walking with her sweatshirt hood pulled gratuitously over her head.

At a table nearby sat four Mormon guys -- resplendent in white short sleeve shirts with ties, square hair cuts, and promotional brochures in their breast pockets. At least two of them furtively but distinctly turned their heads to check out the girl's butt as she went by.

Latter Day Saints my white ass. They had Big Love in mind.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dude, the only BIG LOVE in in your pants. Mormons are not allowed to use enhancement cream.

Anonymous said...

wow, you've been reading the Economist too much.