Little tricks

I used to wonder how it was the very well-dressed corporate folk could be getting reception on their Blackberries on the subway and staying so focused and productive and brow-furrowed. Now that I have one of my own, I know the answer: they don't! They're scrolling through files already loaded onto their devices and tapping out messages that will be sent out when the little devils breath the fresh fresh air of connectivity again. And now I too can put on subway airs with my shiny little hand-held.*






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