Chang or Chong

Overheard in a hallway in the MidWest.

First 45ish woman: "My son did real well on that, what do you call it, not the ACT?"
Other: "The SAT"
First: "Yeah. He got a 1260. I think it goes up to 1600 or something. They published the best scores in the paper, but I didn't recognize any of the names. It was all Chang or Chong, nobody you would know."

Yeah, I reckon not. Or you'd have a better job.