Insulation Contractor

What can we say? He might as well IPO, cuz he's pretty transparent already. Blown insulation, fiberglass bats, you name it. Basically has a monopoly for Central Jersey.

• Never been investigated by Better Business Bureau (told me thrice)
• Other business, foam wholesaling, has $500k-$700k monthly revenues
• Plans to install fixed LAN with no wireless in new office (ironically, "for security reasons")
  
• Truck cost $80K: "What'm I gonna do, have some Mexican drive it around?"
• 30-yr old Lithuanian wife recently returned from a visit to the old country with an illegal and non-spousally sanctioned breast augmentation (this he told Mary)
• Used to work in asset-backed securities for Citigroup
• Partial to pork roll and cheese
• Fails to clean up mess made by team at dining room table
• Gets dust all over everything, doesn't bother covering with tarp.
  
• Kentucky-based partner, the IT guy, has been charged with some sort of sexual advances on a 12-year old: ("I know it ain't true, the guy's got 3 kids and I see him with them. But he's gonna need a lawyer.") The guy also recently diagnosed with liver cancer.
• Office without walls:
  
• Makes or takes "600" calls a day on cell phone (uh huh).
• Likes to print documents at other people's house
• Forgets to patch up holes in the wall on the third floor