Impromptu gathering out back chez Eric. 7 guys. Beer. Nuts. Seltzer. Pretzels. Chilly.
Tales of vasectomy. Of counselling. Of a need for post-operative sampling to insure that all the little swimmers are dead. Samples must be delivered 1-hour fresh to the lab during the business day. Think about it. No mean feat in today's hard-driving productivist world. Delivery to a crowded waiting room in a discreet paper bag. "Could you take the sample out of the bag, sir?"
Predictable hijinks ensue.
I think I'll pass.
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Tales from the heartland
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They do offer a convenient lavatory right at the lab.
It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I report the loss of our CEO. His use of male enhancement products resulted in a tragic accident in which his prodigious member fell backward upon him, crushing him to death instantly. Let us take heed not to abuse his gift to mankind.
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