Thursday, December 15, 2005

Insulation Contractor

What can we say? He might as well IPO, cuz he's pretty transparent already. Blown insulation, fiberglass bats, you name it. Basically has a monopoly for Central Jersey.

  • Never been investigated by Better Business Bureau (told me thrice)
  • Other business, foam wholesaling, has $500k-$700k monthly revenues
  • Plans to install fixed LAN with no wireless in new office (ironically, "for security reasons")
  • Truck cost $80K: "What'm I gonna do, have some Mexican drive it around?"
  • 30-yr old Lithuanian wife recently returned from a visit to the old country with an illegal and non-spousally sanctioned breast augmentation (this he told Mary)
  • Used to work in asset-backed securities for Citigroup
  • Partial to pork roll and cheese
  • Fails to clean up mess made by team at dining room table
  • Gets dust all over everything, doesn't bother covering with tarp.
  • Kentucky-based partner, the IT guy, has been charged with some sort of sexual advances on a 12-year old: ("I know it ain't true, the guy's got 3 kids and I see him with them. But he's gonna need a lawyer.") The guy also recently diagnosed with liver cancer.
  • Office without walls:
    • Makes or takes "600" calls a day on cell phone (uh huh).
    • Likes to print documents at other people's house
  • Forgets to patch up holes in the wall on the third floor

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